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I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate.
With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything.
I don`t know what`s more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Show me in the employee handbook where it says I have to like you. Go on, I`ll wait.
I enjoy long walks away from responsibility.
So.. who else is sleeping naked tonight?
Pretending to be a morning person is exhausting.
God is creative, I mean just look at me.
I dont mind if you call me Crazy, but dont you dare call me stupid. Because to be this crazy some intelligence is definitely required.
Do you guys know there are "actual" people out there that don`t have a Facebook account? What the hell do they do all day?
I don`t mean to brag... but I`m a pretty damn good peek-a-boo opponent
LOSE WEIGHT FAST! Mix equal parts warm water, apple cider vinegar, & lemon juice toss that disgusting sh!t into a sink & get on a treadmill.
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.
I always write `wake up` on my to-do-list so I can at least accomplish one thing a day