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Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success.
Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
There are so many scams on the Internet now. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
Why do people say ``I saw it with my own eyes." Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
If I ever post something on Social media sites that`s not funny or clever, That just means someone hacked my account, Just Saying!
Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
Everyone hates performance enhancing drugs. Yet, everyone loves Captain America.