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They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys.
I`d gladly eat raw eggs before my workout provided those eggs were inside brownie batter.
I don`t "get lost". I find creative ways to get places I didnt know I wanted to go.
I enjoy long walks away from responsibility.
I get you, anti-evolution people. I`m too lazy to learn science too.
The problem is I have just enough money to get into trouble but not enough to make bail.
It`s a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships.
ATTENTION LADIES: I will now be downgrading expectations from someone I can love to someone I can tolerate. Act now while this amazing deal still lasts!
Didn`t win the lotto again ... send prayers.
Whatever Mom, IF THAT`S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
Well if you didn`t want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?
Sent an email to my Mom. Now I`m at her place showing her how to open it.
I`ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.