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Kids....because who doesn`t enjoy a fun game of "What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"
Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.”No cake for you!!"
I`m sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew..
Just quit my job so I can spend more quality time giving out candy crush extra lives.
To be Frank, I`ll have to change my name.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How´d that work out for him?
I don`t really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense ... Like a Bear at mile 3
I dreamt I was you..I hated myself. Luckily I woke up..woah that was close.
Fun Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, meatless years.
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
The best part about being an adult is, nobody can tell you, you can`t have ice cream for breakfast.
“I saw that.” -Karma
I like calling the Psychic Hotline and asking them what I`m wearing.
I`m not interested in anything that requires 5 hours of energy.