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I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
If you use karate instead of a knife your wife won`t ask you to cut the vegetables anymore
If you can`t fix it with duct tape or beer ... it ain`t worth fixin`
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
You should always love a woman for her personality. We have so many to choose from.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you
Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it`s a small soft drink.
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn’t even eat them?
Ghetto word of the day: "Bishop", My girlfriend fell down, So I picked that bishop.
It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
Be nice to me ... I may be hot one day.
My rabbit died yesterday… Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know…
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.