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I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
I don`t like making plans for the day, because then the pesky word "premeditated " gets thrown around in court.
If you can’t face it, moon it.
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
I wonder if Batman knows that other cities have crime, too.
I got a little package in the mail today. For some reason it just reminded me of my ex.
You know you`re old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
It`s hard to be a good person when kids fit so perfectly into trash cans.
Hey, sorry I`m late ... I didn`t want to come
It looks like bathroom tai chi but it`s me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser.
I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game requests.