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Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.
Show me in the employee handbook where it says I have to like you. Go on, I`ll wait.
Happy July 22nd! Today isn’t a holiday, but you’re alive and well, so why not celebrate?
All my biological clock does, is let me know when it`s time to eat again
What do you mean this posting of the BBQ ribs you made is not an invite?
North West? Im confused i thought Kim Kardashian gave birth to a child not a compass
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
Well ... here I am ... cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Youtube.
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
heyy lol
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you`re on a cruise!
Don`t cry because it`s over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.
When ever I think about the past...It brings back so many memories