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I’m gonna make this girl mine….. Right click, Save As….
If suppositories were just a bit smaller, they would be a whole lot easier to swallow...........................
Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
One should love animals.. They are so tasty.
Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.
"I`d hit that!" -Helpful blackjack dealer
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
I just found out that all the people who say "You haven`t changed a bit" have been lying to me. :)
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
Looks like I’m in the doghouse again, but I don’t know why. All I said to the wife was, “Is there anything important you want to tell me before the World Cup starts?”
It`s funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
you know you have a kid personality when you think step brothers is the greatest movie ever.
I hope common sense is the next cool trend.