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Jerry: Tom, you are a genius!.. Tom: Yeah, I am called that a lot... Jerry: What? Genius?... Tom: No, `Tom`
OK. If you`re so smart, what`s the answer to this question?
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing
I was struggling,trying to figure out how lightning works .....then it struck me!
Is beer cheaper on cyber monday?
I realized my superpower.. I can walk into ANY bathroom.. And the toilet paper roll will be empty..
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it`s more likely I`ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.
If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen.
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
If there wasn’t such thing as a last minute I’d never get anything done.
I like superheroes but I`d rather hang out with the villains.
When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs.
Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel is just a lost guy with a flashlight.
I don’t just act crazy, I’ll drive you there too.