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Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off
"I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald`s application
Some people are just bad news!!! Those are my favorite!
I wonder if people that live in Hawaii have screensavers of bumper to bumper traffic?
I`m high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I`m stuck in a tree.
I put the hot in psychotic.
if truth is what u want...in return alcohol is all I want...
Give me a fish & I`ll cook you dinner. Teach me to fish & I`ll just be sitting there in the boat with you getting drunk.
You post all of your drama on Facebook. Then get upset when people judge you? You must be a special kind of stupid.
Always envied the kids who showed up to school with their 64 count Crayola crayons. If I wanted Burgundy or Salmon I had to ask in shame.
They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy bacon, and that is pretty darn close.
This may be the wine talking but help he’s drinking me, he’s drinking me.
Things I`m confused by: how did Rub a Dub Dub, Three Men in a Tub become a nursery rhyme?