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I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I. (I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)
Is beer cheaper off the kids menu
I either get what I want or I change my mind!
I`m lost, no wait..... Yep, lost for sure
How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
I don`t get why people find drunk texts annoying. You`re the person they`re thinking of when their brain can`t even function properly.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
I didn`t sleep well last night so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. Half way to work I realized I forgot my car.
Don`t judge me just because I sin differently from you.
Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.
If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages
Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
Honk if you want to see my finger.
I wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.