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Sometimes, I use big words I don`t always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
I wish I had a friend like me
Note to self: Next time, don`t use "continue" as the Safe Word.
If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot” ...you`re wasting everybody’s time.
if I was a bird, I know who I´d poop on first.
You laugh because I`m different ........... I laugh because I farted.
The snooze button, because there’s nothing like starting your day off with a little procrastination.
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
“The darndest things.” -kids
It´s not that I hate you, it´s just.. well I´ll put it this way.. if you were on fire & I had water, I´d drink it.
I have a dream that one day I won`t have to work on MLK Day.
Expect nothing and you`ll be impressed every day.
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
Never marry a tennis player " love means nothing to them "
Probably a good thing I`m not a ghost cause I`d just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food.