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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on.
My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But add me on Facebook and I`ll stalk you (maybe)
Hate having friends? Just chew with your mouth open.
Sometimes Google should just come back with an answer that says, `Trust me, you don`t want to know.`
What doesn`t kill you makes you have lots of hospital bills.
Sometimes I really think I have my life together...and then I realize my underwear is on inside-out.
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, "that weird thing I did for a while."
I don`t gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is my iPhone. Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling.
Pizza is like sex, when it is good it`s very good, When it`s bad...it`s still pretty good.
Common sense is like deodorant....The people who need it most never use it.
My 5 year plan includes purchasing a Slurpee machine.