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If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler.
Life is too short to be angry and hold grudges. Just slap them in the face and move on!
At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?
Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
Golf would be a lot more fun to watch on TV if the balls were on fire
The first rule of Women`s fight club is don`t tell anyone what you`re mad about or why you`re fighting.
Relationship status: Are you gonna eat that?
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
Ironman and Batman`s only super powers is being super rich and smart really makes Bill Gates a real disappointment.
I eat my salad without dressing because who has time to put on clothes...
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.
Some of you are like family to me. I don’t want you calling me either.