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How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” would be a terrible way to let your child know that they’re adopted.
I`m 28 years old, but in marriage years, I`m dead on the inside.
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture.
People don`t want the ugly truth, they would prefer a beautiful lie.
This headache feels like dumb people
Is it really necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?
The funniest thing about this Facebook status is by the time you realize it doesn`t say anything important, it`s to late for you to stop reading it ... sucker
Who`s further now, the Energizer Bunny or Voyager 1?
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I`m making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
I’m amazed by how quickly I forget what I’m doing.
Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels? - Bfanch
Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn`t. Stupid enough to do it anyway.