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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
I`ve got good news and bad news. The good news is this status is almost over. The bad news is you read the whole thing.
The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 10% of battery remaining.
I want the time management skills of people who effortlessly carve out entire hours to be offended by every single thing on the internet.
If you can afford a gym membership, you can afford deodorant.
Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously it`s a girl because it won`t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, Netflix
never realized how awkward it is to study the reproductive system in a coffee shop.. until now.
I`d love to have kids one day. Two days, tops.
Nothing says "I`ve already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws.
One of the biggest decisions when you go to college is whether to join a fraternity or just be an asshole on your own.
Handy tip for new parents : Wake up your baby by gently resting your head on a pillow.