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9 out of 10 husbands agree that their wives are always right. The 10th one hasn`t been seen since the study was conducted.
What`s it called when it`s 9:20am and you can`t wait for dinner? Oh, it`s called fat. Nevermind.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
I`ve just released my own fragrance...No one on the bus seems to like it though.
I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
My dog’s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I’d like it to be.
Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?
Facebook account for sale, Friends included...
Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
Don’t let anyone push you around. Unless it’s in a wagon because that might actually be fun.
I`m not saying i hate you but if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it
Random Fact of the Day: Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.
The boss keeps talking about a company 401k … I don’t think I can run that far!