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If you take Viagra with iron supplements it will cause you spin around and point North.
Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they`ve beat you to it!
Just bought myself a mistletoe belt buckle. Wish me luck.
I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully
If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written "f*ck off forever" instead of "keep in touch" in your yearbook.
sex is like a joke, some get it some don`t.....
You only live once is the most reassuring thing I`ve ever heard.
According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
With all the botched executions lately, it has been suggested that we bring back the guillotine. But if we do that I`m sure heads will roll.
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
Get Dora and Boots on this missing plane case now, Dora solves the case everytime