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2 words, 1 finger.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
I stick pins and needles in the people I don`t like because can`t afford voodoo dolls.
I ate too much salad over the weekend so I`m going on an Oreo cleanse today.
I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
When the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH I read: Touch when nobody is looking.
I have Beer.
Shoutout to this ATM fee for making me buy my own money.
I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer.
I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
I wish I had the kind of life my spam folder thinks I have!
Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority.
I noticed you’re not yourself today. I really like it.
Saw a wasp in a spider web and I don`t know who to root for.