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Wine: How classy people get trashed.
We`ve all been talking about your paranoia.
Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
Sometimes I think if it weren`t for the gutter my mind would be homeless...
I do not like being told what to do unless I`m naked.
If I could trade places with anyone for a day it would have to be on the day I die. I wouldn`t want to be me on that day.
It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home ... right?
Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not "content creator"?
ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
If you aren`t sure if you like someone, here`s a test: imagine they`re dead. Now, was it an accident or did you murder them?
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
My only trick for looking younger, is when an 80`s song comes on I try to look completely confused and slightly disgusted.
Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.
You can tell a lot about a person by putting a hidden camera in their bedroom.
I`ve been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat