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Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the hell.
never judges a book by its cover. I use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
Every pizza is a personal pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself.
I get a little nervous before saying Worcestershire sauce.
Day 8. You should be thankful that I`m medicated
Save electricity! Would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?
There is no one more trustworthy than Clark Kent`s dry cleaner.
I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn’t hear me call shotgun.
Is professional lollygagger an actual job yet?
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?
Back in my day it was called daydreaming…not ADHD.
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
If Wendy`s think their square burgers are so awesome, why don`t they use square buns?