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I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect..but not for very long.
Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That`s why I think of jogging every morning.
Dear person reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens.
I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
Under no circumstances shall a call be made to another male after 2 a.m., unless its to get bailed out of jail.
Shout out to all the ladies at church today in the same clothes from the club last night.
Jodi Arias dating O J Simpson now that would be a hell of a relationship
I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain.
I wonder what my future wife is doing right now ... Hopefully modeling.