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Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
I`m running out of people I can tolerate!
Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?
Women come in two types: batsiht crazy and hot enough to ignore the batsiht crazy…
Not remembering where I set my drink down must be the same feeling parents have when they lose their four year old at the mall.
Note to self: Stop leaving notes to yourself, you never read them anyway...
lord, we beg you for tupac, and in return you can have justin bieber
I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
That Awkward Moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.
I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
In my experience, temporary insanity can last a long time.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
I`m smiling ... You should be scared.
I`m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.
In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.