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At first it was "Okay" and then "ok" and now "k" and soon it will disappear and you`ll all regret it
I don`t care what people think of me. It can`t be half as bad as what I think of them...
In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces.
Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it....
To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon
Listening to the voices in my head, I’ve concluded that they’re having more fun than me.
I`m so proud of myself, I spent all night putting my Christmas decorations up myself.. I`m now at the hospital having them removed
am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.
Some people are grateful for the impact you made in their life…. It’s not me, I think you’re a pr!ck.
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth.
You know it was a good sh!t when you come back and your screensaver is on.
Taco Tuesday sends a terrible message to our nation`s children. They need to know that tacos are always an option no matter what day it is.
I think girls secretly enjoy putting guys in the friend zone