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Whenever I see someone in a Smart Car, I expect to see a kid with a remote control nearby.
When i am bored, i like parking along side the xpressway stick a hair dryer out the window, and watch everyone slam on their brakes.
No one knows what women really want, but everyone agrees it still won`t be enough.
why me is me ?
Today’s Horoscope: You’re gullible
If today were a fish, I`d throw it back.
Don`t play dumb with me. That`s a game you can`t win.
Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
I don’t trust public opinion polls because they don’t take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots.
I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.
Laptop speakers, too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
facebooked yo mama!!!
I dont care how you live your life, so just let me live mine. Yeah whatever.
When I text someone and they don`t text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from the excitement.
You know how sometimes as you fall asleep your whole body jolts you awake? That`s a ghost finishing sex with you.