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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
I wonder if more children were conceived because of alcohol or more alcohol was consumed because of children.
Always believe a woman when she says, "you don`t really wanna know"
I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?
Home is where a man hangs his hat. Unless that man is wearing a sun visor. Then he probably dosent have a home or friends..
I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Sometimes my brain is like the bermuda triangle...Information goes in then it`s never found again..
Not many people can say their Batman wallet matches their underwear like I can.
Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
I’m not single and I’m not committed… I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves…
My version of Heaven would be filled with all the things I`d probably go to hell for.
all joking aside, think how many babies might be created tonight on valentines day