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Some days are just not meant to be productive.
You see I, I´ve raise a toast to all of us. Who are breakin´ our backs everyday. If wantin´ the good life is such a crime. Lord, then put me away, yeah, here´s to you
It`s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
I don’t understand how my house gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.
You think your life is bad? I’ve got that “Five dollar foot long” song stuck in my head
I don`t need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands.
If all the worlds a stage and the men and women merely players, how come Justin Bieber gets all the airtime?
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
She texted me: "Your adorable.". I replied: "No, you`re adorable." Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo!
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.
Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
Milk Duds: When you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw
When I think of all the money I`ve spent on booze in my life, I wish I had it all back. Imagine all the booze I could buy!