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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Pro tip: when you`re watching a show like "my five wives" with your wife, don`t suggest potential additional wives.
How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been.
Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?
Don’t get me wrong. I totally hear what you’re saying…I just don’t care.
I can`t tell if I actually have free time, or if I`m just forgetting everything...
POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
The doctor said I should be drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself “the doctor” now.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Now that I think about it... Facebook became popular ever since I made an account.
I`m not feeling myself today..... Perhaps I should feel someone else.
Gluten free. Dairy free. Fat Free. I love the wine diet!
Good thing I got a college degree I think as I put away the kid toys for the 49 billionth time