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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
I really need a long road trip, top down, in the Jeep...with a cooler....loud music....and an extra cooler in case the first one isn`t enough
For once I`d like to see "It`s been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
Attention idiots: as you continue to read something clearly addressed to idiots. Idiot.
It takes two people to lie....one to lie.....the other to listen
If the shoe fits, wear it. Unless they`re not yours. But you can still were them. It`s just a road test, after all.
Last night I had this awesome dream, where I fought this huge fat ninja and knocked him out with my super power punch. I`d tell you more but I have to take my wife to the doctor. She has this mysterious black eye.
We`re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap...
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
In Starbucks a customer went sh*t house rat crazy when they got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot they ordered ... I`m fine now.
Side effects of telling your wife to get a grip may include throat bruising or testicular swelling.
Have you ever noticed that the & symbol looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor?
I’m going to rename my wifi network to “Surveillance Van #02?. That should keep the neighbors on their toes for a while.