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Do you ever think that if it weren`t for someone smoking Marijuana they might of killed you already. . .
Some of the nicest women you`ll meet on Facebook are men.
How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
I`m really wanting to sit and watch a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?
You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
Coaster? You`re assuming I plan to put my drink down...
I get a little nervous before saying Worcestershire sauce.
Funerals are so depressing, when I die I want to be fed to a shark or something cool.
Police officer: Ma`am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I`m just as confused as you are.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
Tonight I’m going to have my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”
You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
The mailman just delivered an 8-track of Boz Skaggs Greatest Hits. I guess this fulfills my Columbia House obligation.
Life would be perfect if: Mondays were fun, junk food was healthy, drama didn’t exist, and goodbyes were only until tomorrow.