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Didja ever get to know someone so well, that you wish you didn`t know them at all????
My spouse thinks I`m crazy. But I`m not the one who married me.
Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me.
You know what is cheaper than therapy? ... Admitting you`re batshit crazy and running with it.
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
Played hide and seek today. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off of the leash.
What`s the hold up on making extremely heavy shoes for toddlers so they can`t run around so much?
I farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed, not my fault they dont have windows ...
It`s amazing the things I can remember when I don`t need to remember anything.
My doctor recommended I increase the amount of Greens in my diet...so I started drinking more Rolling Rock.
When the kids come home from school they close the door then almost immediately open another door..... The one to the fridge!!!!
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !