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Didn`t ya`ll know awkward moments existed before? Damn, its like the Yolocaust all over again...
Don`t tell me I have to say "Happy Holidays" so nobody gets offended. I will "Merry Christmas" the sh!t out of you.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
I have a life, I have the best life in the world. Oh wait sitting around watching Netflix and eating pizza rolls isn`t a life. I guess i was wrong then. :( bummer
Do you think retailers in Colorado have seen an increase in the sales of Easy Bake ovens and Brownie mix?
Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster.
yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
Please just put it in the fridge.... We`ll throw it away next week.
Had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Okay kids don`t ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger`s houses except on the day we worship the devil.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if Iām right!
My coworkers are looking at me like they`ve never seen anyone tailgate before work.
The nice thing about living in the southern states is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense here.
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.