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I gotta ask you a sirius question....do you know the muffen man
Just so we’re on the same page, I’m on 43.
I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
Remember when the scariest thing we had to deal with was computers forgetting what year it was
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
This status has been censored by Facebook
I don`t have any skeletons in my closet because I bury my victims in the backyard!
This may be the wine talking but help he’s drinking me, he’s drinking me.
I just ran a .003048K
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached
Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?