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I love running my fingers through my girlfriend`s hair. It`s also a great way to let her know we`re out of napkins.
I don`t care about your status...
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
I`m not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?
I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven`t had the chance to think of first...
Step One: Always have a solid alibi.
Progress is made by lazy people looking for an easier way to do things
I mean if men are better at math why do they get the lenght wrong all the time.
I think, therefore i`m single.
If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don`t be open.
Dear piece of paper that wont go in the dust pan ... f*ck you!
bitches want what they cant have..or thats what I keep telling myself
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.
Some people should come with subtitles.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if Iām right!!!!