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That`s weird, all this time I thought the Birds and the Bees was a dance from the 50`s.
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
I don’t just say crazy things on the internet, I do that in real life too.
If I were the guy who made the Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.
Do you ever get up in the morning and look in the mirror and say, "that can`t be right"?
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
People who don’t like pizza are people you don’t need in your life.
If I`ve learned anything about picking up woman at the super market it`s to stay away from those in the tampon isle.
The guy who invented the Time Machine has just died.... RIP DAVE JONES 2187-2014
Sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when you’re not in the royal family but in a dive bar.
Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely.
Very little scares me. So does very big.
My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me.
How easily you`re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
Aaron Hernandez`s next jersey is going to be a jailhouse jumpsuit!