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The women at this gym act like nobody’s ever tried taking their measurements before.
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
I know this will probably piss off a bunch of people I know, but what makes someone good at fishing?!? Seriously, all you did was wait longer.
Here Friday Friday...come on...hurry up! Oh no you don`t! You come when I call you damn it! Get your a$$ over here. ... good boy!
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
I`m just looking for a reason not to drink
Inspiration: nobody else knows what the hell they’re doing either.
It`s funny how my car drives slower on the way to work, than when I`m on my way home.
I really don`t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. I black out every Friday....
I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
Little known fact: Walt Disney was the inventor of modern day text talk "M - I - C... C u real soon... K - E - Y... Y? Because we like u"
Oops, I must have put my personalities on "shuffle"
If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.
Chillin: the art of doing nothing without being bored.