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They don`t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig ? The letter F ?
I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . .
Sure, I can speak Spanish... "Margarita!"
My son just accused me of making stuff up. I wouldn`t mind but I don`t even have any children!
Well it`s about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.
Wisdom for the day is , hot cheetos are not breakfast.
Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
Since my ear surgery I haven`t heard from my doctor. Not sure if that`s a good thing or not.
How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
I`m under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that`s how weather works.
I never think twice about helping others.In fact, I never think once about it.