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I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
I commend any woman for going into labor outside a hospital setting. If I have to poop anywhere besides my own bathroom I go into panic mode
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
Heat causes things to expand, so I`m not fat; I`m just hot.
People should be loved. Things should be used. Unfortunately, we have it backwards
The worst time to need sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee is when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.
How awesome would it be if boobs made maraca sounds when you shook them? LOL
Word for today: Dipshidiot
If it`s the thought that counts ... Then I should probably be in jail
They say you`ve got to spend money to make money. Feel like there`s some middle step I`ve been missing?
Chip clips are for quitters.
When I am working, I get paid to be nice. I don`t understand why my friends and family expect me to do it for free during my time off.