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Hendrix didn`t need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
Everytime I see “ROFL”… I think of Scooby Doo trying to say “waffle”.
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
Lets not get carried away it`s not like McDonalds shutdown
Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound a$$ should be in them!
That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you`re a guy.
If you`re not procrastinating just a little, you`re not doing Saturday right.
You`d think that with as much time as women spend looking at their butt in the mirror they would be able to parallel park.
I’m not a comedian. I don’t tell jokes. I just tell the truth in a way it sounds funny.
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
Fingerprints are proof that God doesn`t trust us
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
I think instead of doing laundry I`m just going to buy a second hamper...
Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is `What is never the answer?`