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My friends most commonly describe me as "who?"
I just awesomed all over the place.
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble people, respect it!
Who`s further now, the Energizer Bunny or Voyager 1?
Why is it that when you work very hard, you say you are working like a dog? Every dog I`ve ever known is lazy and sleeps 16 hours a day.
Maybelline claims to make eyelashes appear three times longer…..I think they should start making condoms.
Let`s be honest, Dos Equis. After a bunch of ANY beer, what guy DOESN`T think he`s the most interesting man in the world?
My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
?"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Dyslexic Santa
The skinny girl inside me once tried to come out. I shut that b*tch up with a cupcake
Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
Family and Friends - I am FAR too busy to listen to any of your problems or concerns *Googles do penguins go to heaven?*
My ex-girlfriend said she broke up with me because I was childish and immature. I think it`s because she`s a big dumb stinky head that`s jealous of my awesome Transformers collection.
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."