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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
"Waiter, I`d like to send this back" -m`am, I believe that`s your husband.
Got suspended from Instagram for going on everyone`s food pics and posting the calories.
The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down.
Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
Everyone wants you to "be honest" until you tell them how much they suck.
To the woman that won the powerball ... "what`s up baby"
Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise.
A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks I should skip work tomorrow.
When someone says I love you over the phone and you don`t feel the same, just say `I love youtube` but say it really fast!
I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I`m not an actor.
“I saw that.” -Karma
So who the heck ever buys the middle grade of gasoline?
She’s thinking about having beer pong at her reception… that’s walking a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.