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When I die and I`m standing at the gates, I hope they give me the carpenter`s cup challenge from Indiana Jones. I`m totally ready for that one.
Our parents always taught us NOT to write on walls... Facebook teaches us differently
It`s just a mater of time before bathrooms will eventually be called Selfie Rooms
With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything.
Didn`t ya`ll know awkward moments existed before? Damn, its like the Yolocaust all over again...
only 9530 days until retirement.
No toilet paper.. goodbye socks
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door.
My first crush was in kindergarten. I instantly knew I was doomed when she colored Neatly and Perfectly inside every line with a smug, superior smile
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
My parents weren`t exercising all of those nights.
I wonder how many people read my statuses and say `I hope he`s getting professional help`?
Not to brag or anything, but I don`t need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
This is odd?!?! The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.