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Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
It isn`t a successful BBQ until some drunken idiot walks face first into a closed sliding glass door. I`m fine by the way.
hate it when someone says they are miserable when their profile picture says otherwise.
If your problem can`t be solved by me saying "damn" and nodding a lot, then you shouldn`t come to me for help.
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
If you don`t take 500 selfies a day, do you even love yourself?
Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked ... So did all the other people at the post office.
If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn’t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
If A-B-C-D didn`t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn`t have to be so rushed.
This is my leftover status from Thanksgiving.