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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
Nothing like responsibility to ruin a perfectly good day.
Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
I can`t be trusted with your alphabet magnets.
Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
I hate it when chicks wear pink camo. I`m like, "girl" where you hiding? Candyland?
All I`m saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
Was just thinking …. What would the world be like if McDonalds delivered?
I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it`s an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island.
"Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
If money grew on trees, Congress would actually care about the environment.
Does running out of money count as exercise?
The problem with drinking with people from work is they`re the ones I bitch about when I`m drunk.