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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Amazon’s recommendations are like that friend who heard you say “ninja” once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years
Always look out for #1. Don´t step in #2 either.
My advice for pretty much anything that`s broken is "did you try and jiggle it?".
Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that.
My friends are the kind that would flirt with the fireman while my house was burning down.
Do you ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in?
In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
Oh, you fell in love?! I fell in my bathtub.
Keep honking. I´m reloading.
I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift