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Two knives taped together are not a suitable alternative to scissors.
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
I`m as nutty as a squirell fart
If Google can`t find the answer, it`s not a question.
I never talk to myself......But I do have some candid conversations with the other personalities!
I’m sorry I slapped you. It’s just you seemed like you weren’t going to stop talking and I panicked.
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
I`ve been single so long now I don`t remember what it`s like for someone to be mad at me for something I didn`t even know it did!
My right thumb is in the best shape of my life.
4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
Lately I`ve been convinced that some people were born solely for purpose of eventually pissing me off...
Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
I`m a big advocate of the `You started it` method of defense in an argument.
Son, you don`t get anything in life without trying hard and working for it. Now be quiet, there about to announce the lottery results...
Backseat drivers are the worst. They`re always like "the light is red!" and "don`t text and drive!" and "oh god, I think that was a person!"