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WORST.... APOCALYPSE..... EVER.....
I`ve gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing...
Just for fun, next time you see a snooty, rich woman at the grocery store, ask her if she works there.
Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat.
Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
If you can’t face it, moon it.
God is creative... I mean look at me??
Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
I plan on leaving all my money to the campaign against illiteracy. ...They can`t read this right? lol
Just because I`m nodding my head at appropriate times while you`re talking doesn`t mean I give a sh!t about what you`re saying..
Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
when i die i want to be thrown out of an airplane with a superman costume
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