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Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.
Halloween always exposes my weakness for Milk Duds, I am powerless. Tomorrow I will attend MDA, Milk Duds Anonymous
WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
Don’t you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That’s why I do it.
Found out today your supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at waffle house....just trying to help.
This sushi restaurant has the worst service. "Sir, this is an aquarium"
I feel sorry for people who don`t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
I found a real money maker in selling homing pigeons....... So far this month I sold mine 4 times.
Whenever I hear about a man jumping off a bridge I can`t help but wonder how long he was dating my ex.
I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire.
Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
This movie has "adult content"? So, they`re gonna complain about back pains and setting up a 401k?