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If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better.
Whenever I`m on the phone with someone I like to scream "WAIT DON`T HANG UP" right as they`re hanging up & then not answer when they call back.
Groundhog Day, Just walked outside and saw my shadow, It`s now official, Six more weeks of dieting :/
The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe.
Apparently there is no age limit on ignorance.
I`ve just invented an invisibility cloak; anything under it is rendered completely invisible. I`m still working out the kinks; you can still see the cloak itself
I went to Jared for my girlfriend`s Christmas gift. I`m sure she will love her Subway gift card.
I`d imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
The problem with rich people is I`m not one of them.
Trouble is just fun you got caught having.
awesome collection!
If you like to spoon, you`ll love to spatula. That`s where I flip you over to make certain you`re done properly on both sides.