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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your a$$
I`m here to pick you up when you fall. Whether I tripped you is another thing...
I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don`t understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
The next time someone asks me what I`m doing, I`m gonna reply "I`m breathing 2 stay alive how about u"?
When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
The person that named the eggplant probably isn’t allowed to name things anymore.
I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
Dear penis, thanks for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, every man ever.
If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.
Excuse me sir, where do you keep the "Whoomp"? Oh, there it is.
Adult movies now available in 3D?!? Some thing I just don`t want to see flying at my face.
if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
My "Savings Account" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets.