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I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
I`m trying to live healthier......but I`m considering taking up cigars, since they`re still the coolest way to light dynamite fuses.
I`m a good singer. Unfortunately I have a bad voice.
You know something bad is about to happen when someone says "Hold my beer and watch this."
Mrs Bieber.... WHY U NO USE CONDOM?
If by O.P.P. you mean Other People’s Pancakes, then yes I’m down with O.P.P.
Weird how “news” and “fact checking” are treated like two separate concepts these days.
Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I`m sobering up.
Boobs are like the Sun. You can stare at them directly just for a few seconds, but if you put on sunglasses, you can stare as much as you want!
Don’t believe everything you think.
Madonna is 55 her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75 her boyfriend is 40. JLo is 42 her boyfriend is 26. Still single? Relax. Your boyfriend hasn`t been born yet.
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If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.
My butt decided to go big instead of go home.
I get my: Cereal from a tiger, Insurance from a gecko, Toilet paper from a bear, Financial advice from a gorilla. It`s people I don`t trust.