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Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
I’m just going to put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
You should always love a woman for her personality. We have so many to choose from.
Sleeping is so difficult when you have a world awake in your phone.
I just realized that the only time I`m good at dancing is when I`m about to pee my pants
My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
Sometimes one middle finger isn`t enough to let someone know how you feel. That`s why we have two hands.
"Lets hang out sometime" -liars.
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
If I’m going to sweep all of my problems under the rug, then I’m going to need a bigger rug.
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape.