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Welcome to Alzheimer`s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
"Baby on Board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know. I was about to ram into your car but now I won`t.
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
I had no plans on looking sexy today, but sh!t happens.
Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly…on a broomstick. We’re flexible that way.
I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
If you could have one super power would you pick flying, invisibility, or falling asleep without questioning every decision you`ve ever made
Porn Spoiler.......The plumber doesn`t fix the leak in the kitchen sink...
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, graceful, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type.
The fact that you don’t find me amazing doesn’t bother me at all, it just confirms what I have suspected all along; that you have bad taste.
Trouble is just fun you got caught having.
Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.