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I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch folks do it for hours.
Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don`t make a right. Tomorrow I`m going to try three.
I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it.
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I`m up to 1 hour a day. I`m slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.
If I pretend to be dead will you stop talking?
Trust me , as you get to know me , i just get weirder.
I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
It`s funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I`m going to say stop.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Why can`t insomnia start in the morning.
Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.