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Of course I’ll buy a polished rock made into a necklace. I’m on vacation, aren’t I?
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics...So glad I found you all.
You should probably first master the art of thinking “inside” the box
I don`t just burn bridges, I drain the lake, fill it with concrete, and build a shopping mall on that bitch!
Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
Why does `beans` only mean secret when it`s "Don`t spill the beans?" Why can`t I say I have a dirty little beans to tell you?
I just walked by an old man who kept saying, “One, three, five, seven, nine… one, three, five, seven, nine…” I thought, “How odd.”
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
Since 4th of July falls on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? the weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
Someone asked an old man: "After 70yrs you still call your wife Darling, Honey and Luv. What`s the secret?"... Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I`m scared 2 ask her.
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
This day will end with either wine or shopping. Probably both.
The Drug Store cashier asked me how im doing as I put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "Not great man, I`ve got diarrhea" I told him.