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Worry: a waste of imagination.
Facebook is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
The best curve on a girl is her smile ;) ... Lol just kidding!
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling, "help! shark! help! " I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
I want it all and I want it delivered.
Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous
My girlfriend said if this gets 100 thumbs up we`ll try anal. So please don`t vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog like I`m a blackjack dealer...