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My bed has no frame and sits directly on the floor because under-bed monsters are just one less thing I have to worry about now.
We`re all here because we`re not all there...
I wonder how long I`ll be skinny from all this dieting and juicing I`ve been doing. 1 month? A year? A couple of ye....ooh look cake.
The problem with plants is that you have to water them… like more than once apparently.
No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey.
If listening to stupid people burned calories, I`d be a supermodel.
Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you`re not allowed to use them. Because nothing says class like useless towels.
Therapy has taught me that it is all your fault.
The problem with the girl of my dreams is that she’s never around when I’m awake.
I was the hot single in my area the whole time.
Whew, good thing there`s a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we`d be in real trouble.
Testing shows that people in the USA know less about geography than England, Japan and like 100 other countries I`ve never heard of.
Breast awareness month: we stare because we care
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...